my master wants to sail from our hall in the village of Littlebottom to London in a Asda shopping trolley?

london is a 120 miles miles away , we have a 3ft sail made from the masters wifes bloomers attached to a brush handle , I am to be first mate on this epic trip. What are our chances?
We are going by road
Bloomers are a lady’s undergarment

Don`t be so ridiculous Sir, everyone knows the wheels never go in the same direction you will be turning in circles for days …. suggest you fashion a rudder .. stock up on supplies.. and stay BELOW DECK with the cabin boy …!!!

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